One answer for every question posted?

[Sailfree]

What is the correct answer for every question asked?

What boat should I buy?

Do I need a liferaft?

What emergency provisions do I pack in a grab bag?

For those of you that are a bit slow the correct answer is ETAP!!

Now I think there is room for nearly every opinion and most answers have an element of logic but is it just me that thinks buying an ETAP removes a thinking part of the brain that then allows no other answer to be correct?

I think this must be a new disease which as I was the first to recognise it I will name it "Etapitous"

 

[Vagabond]

Ooh that's a shot over the bows.

It was me who asked "Do I need a liferaft?" anyway!

 

[Sailfree]

Posted slightly tongue in cheek!

I noticed it before when people ask what boat to buy it seemed like whatever the size required one person always posted recommended the nearest length of Etap.

I almost posted then that I was thinking of buying a 2' long boat as I noticed Etap did not have one in their range what boat do others recommend. but suspect the answer would be a 2' model of an Etap!

Such brand loyalty Etap should either be proud of their customers or suspicious that they are looking for a discount on their next purchase!

 

[Vagabond]

I'm only complaining because you have the wrong boat.

All the best boats are multihulls, surely everyone knows that.

When an Etap grows up it becomes a Cat you see, Evolution.

likewise ....tongue in cheek

 

[Twister_Ken]

Who builds the most beautiful looking modern yachts?

(Hint, the answer is not a Belgian light fitting maunfacturer)

 

[bigwow]

I agree, if it's not a multihull, everything else is only half a boat!!

 

[Talbot]

I think we have him outnumbered!

 

[Koeketiene]

Hardly anything modern looks beautiful.

Q: who builds different looking modern yachts?

(Hint, the answer is a Belgian light fitting maunfacturer)

 

[Sans Bateau]

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[sailorman]

who builds different looking modern yachts

Andrea Hoek

www.hoekbrokerage.com

 

[andy_wilson]

Q.

Which manufacturer should advise you to buy the next size up 'cos there is hardly any space to store anything down below?

A.

 

[Lakesailor]

[ QUOTE ]

I was thinking of buying a 2' long boat as I noticed Etap did not have one in their range what boat do others recommend. but suspect the answer would be a 2' model of an Etap!


[/ QUOTE ]

You obviously missed this....

 

[Koeketiene]

Re: who builds different looking modern yachts

For that kind of money you'd be hard pressed to come up with an ugly one

 

[Twister_Ken]

That forestay looks bit slack.

 

[bigwow]

Re: Q.

Not a multihull manufacturer that's for sure

 

[Lakesailor]

What do you know?
On the box it says "it really sails"

That's good enough for me.

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

How the hell do you get an ETAP in a grab bag?

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

[ QUOTE ]
Who builds the most beautiful looking modern yachts?

(Hint, the answer is not a Belgian light fitting maunfacturer)

[/ QUOTE ]Undeniably its Spirit....

As an aside..... is the fact that ETAP backwards is PATE anything to do with the fact that they are made in Belgium?

 

[graham]

Imagine coming into a large marina late at night your tired and smelly so wander off to find the showers.

feeling refreshed to your horror you realize you cant remember which pontoon your boat is on.And yours and all the other boats are identical Etaps /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Koeketiene]

Where's this thread going??

Has Etap become the new Bavaria??




I'll just sit back now - job's done /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif