Old Borrowed and Blue

[jimi]

Dear Auntie Scuttie,
An elderly friend of mine's daughter has an old Carlsberg which she seems to like. Wooed she be better off with something else?

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[Nauti Fox]

Sorry Jimi I thought you were describing me.

<hr width=100% size=1>No dear,the water goes in the other one.

 

[jimi]

"In the red" which you must be if yer a boat owner means you ain't blue!

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[Nauti Fox]

Me bleedin ands are tho,trying to do the shims on a 748 and I'd be better off using boxing gloves.

<hr width=100% size=1>No dear,the water goes in the other one.

 

[aitchw]

Dear Jimi,

Auntie Scuttie isn't available immediately to respond to your concerns for your friend's daughter but I may be able to reassure you.

It is not unusual for young girls to become fixated on bottles and you should not be unduly alarmed. In fact, it is better that her attention be directed towards just one rather than being tempted to sample the many and varied choices available to the detrement to her health.

I personally would recommend Bud but it is her choice ulimately.

Do nothing to discourage her. It would be counterproductive.

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[ChrisE]

so what you're saying is "how can I steal this girl's bottle from her?" We've had some pretty rum questions on this board in the past but stealing a girl's booze is scraping the barrel.

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[chas]

Nah - think its cockney rhyming slang - but I don't think he should say things like that on a public forum.

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[Colin_S]

If it's anything like an old Wartburg, I'd seriously consider trading it in.

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[tome]

Would this be a reference to a certain freinds daughter's propensity for Scandinavian blood, perchance?

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[jimi]

Indeedee .. elderly scan bluid!

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[claymore]

Glad tae see ye've cam oot wi yer wee piccie - an ye've ra cheek tae ca' me elderly ye brazen wee bugger.
Onyways - ra offspring is in ecuador the noo until May sae she's bin intae ma wedge fer yin o' they ipaqs - Jings - hoo can somethin sae sma' cost sec a fortune?
Ah dinnae ken whit wiz wrang wi ma suggestchin o' a jigsaw fer christmas an a selection box
wid ony o' youse fancy haein a whip roon tae help me oot?

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[jimi]

fer fex sake mon can ye no afford an eye bath fur ra wench .. lots o' dust in yon furrin pairtz

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[ParaHandy]

wur youse sure youse hud ra ear gadget aid switched OAN? .... wuz it no' the wee lass efter a nicht oot wi' carlsberg in ra Rocador oan Rothesay pier? ra truth o' ra matter is yer clackers hurrrelled oot orra thocht orra wedgie, youse mean auld goat ......

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[Sgeir]

Jimi

It's an awfy wee picture for my eyes, but it you do seem to have more than a passing resenmblance to the late Mr Shand of Auchtermuchty. Are you by any chance related? His uncle perhaps?

I think we should be told.

<hr width=100% size=1>I had a very nice link until Kim told us off about it. I'm not bitter mind.

 

[claymore]

Listen youse
nair mair o yer pardiedoo ye great ballydancinwooofter - get yersel a proper piccie an leave ma clackers oot o' et.

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