Oh I give up

[Major Catastrophe]

Anyway, in a few weeks time I will sipping a G&T from my French windows overlooking Little Ship and all the other ships.
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That should read........

Looking after Little Ship !!

Have a good holiday see you when you return to pay for breakfast!

Tom

Mercifully, I can't see the wreck Little Ship from the window of the house. All that bubbling varnish puts me off my porridge.

2 days to go and I'm off on my Iberian drinking safari.

 

[Sultans_Kapitein]

What! Varnishing already?

Tom,
do you have a problem we should all know about, apart from LittleShip that is?

Maybe one of the reasons why she is slow is that you are OBSESSED WITH VARNISH!
I thought you were doing so well with all these trips here there and everywhere, but now your back to VARNISH. Must get down there and take you away from this obsessive behaviour

Mal

 

[LittleShip]

Must get down there and take you away from this obsessive behaviour

One has an appearance to keep up you understand! The Major is just jealous as he now has in his fleet

1 Frozen snot boat
1 Large Durex with and whisk on the back!

and if his manor dosen't improve the Durex will have several pinholes for him to find!

OH yeh! and H will be on cold drinks in future, kettle calibrated to speed ....... harrumph!

Tom

 

[Major Catastrophe]

The Major is just jealous as he now has in his fleet

1 Frozen snot boat
1 Large Durex with and whisk on the back!

Don't forget the two tenders and the mad plan to buy a share in a rag and stick machine.

All of which are faster than Little s**t.