OFF SIDE!

[STOCK_INGTOPS]

Women and Football...

When he took me to the soccer match
And all the crowd did cheer,
I thought the cheering was for me
In my new fashion gear!

And while his eyes were on the game,
The same as every fan,
My eyes were roaming round
For a georgeous hunk of man!

I didn't know which team was which
And yelled just like the rest,
And hearing different names called out,
Called those I liked the best!

Until the final whistle blew
and then he nearly cried.
"we lost!" he stormed,
And all because I cheered the other side! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[davedpc]

Oh! A woman that understands the offside rule- thats rare. Dave.

 

[paulineb]

it's either when the ball is passed forward to a fellow team member without there being a member of the opposing team between him and the goal

or

it's the driver's side of the car

 

[JKay]

Mebbe more than one possibly two? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Ladies always know /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif