Now there's a first!

[ToMo]

Now there\'s a first!

This is currently the quietest forum !.......what happened to everyone, you can't all still be drunk and incapable - can you?

 

[lanason]

Re: Now there\'s a first!

Everyone apart from us, they are either :-
a) In sunny climes on Holiday
b) Been invited to friends house
c) Been told to go shopping by SWMBO
d) Out on their boats
e) Still drunk from Xmas Eve
f) Eaten too much and hence to full to get to their computers
g) Visiting their new boat in Italy
h) Playing with the kids
i) Still trying to work out where to put the 12 pairs of pants, 23 new ties and 137 pairs of new socks.
j) Washing the car
k) Picking up the leaves in the garden
l) Cleaning the house
m) Working out how to pay for Xmas
n) At the Sales .......
o) Asleep

 

[kimhollamby]

Re: Now there\'s a first!

Was threatened with j) through l) so thought I'd better do one of my regular dorm patrols instead!

Associate Publisher ybw.com websites kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com

 

[Guest]

Re: Now there\'s a first!

TOMO, wishing I was doing A,
but done a lot of B and C,
definitely not D,
E and F still in effect,
also tried H,
just got round to I, not bothered with J and K cos it's snowed up here,
Wife's done L,
thinking about M and recently recieved berthing renewal,
just got back from N,
now about to Q,
by the way not forgot about mariner 15 engine.

Paul js.

 

[lanason]

Re: Now there\'s a first!

since post the above I can now officially add
p) Separating the kids
q) Watching Pop Idols
r) Trying to get the ankle bitters to eat their tea.
s) Explaining why one spends all afternoon looking boats in the marina
t) Explaining to other members of the family what a boat is and why its good to have one
u) Inviting the village to a New Years Eve Party
v) Kicking the kids off the computer
w) Seeking PEACE by sending the kids BACK onto the computer.
x) Taking the xmas rubbish down the tip
y) Filling the car up with petrol.
z) Searching the "buy a Boat" websitessss

Phew who said Xmas was a quiet time ????

Adrian

 

[Guest]

Re: Now there\'s a first!

Working :-( (But at least when you lot go back to work in January i'm off for a kid and Swimbo free week in the Alps)

 

[Guest]

Re: a)

I am in Antigua. It's hell. The sun is very very hot, and it rained once.

 

[longjohnsilver]

Re: a)

What you don't tell us Matt is that the rain has lasted 14 days! ;-)

 

[lanason]

Re: a)

Well the sun is pouring into my study at the moment (cant see the screen very well).
Still today its (k) followed by (c) followed by (j) and (h) then (u) ready for tomorrow.
Swap all that for a couple of boring weeks in Antigua. Getting burnt in the hot sun, drinking Cocktails and swimming in the pool, boating and .......
Your must be joking -
Good old cold, damp, miserable Blighty!!!!!!

 

[lanason]

Sunshine

Well the sun is pouring into my study at the moment (cant see the screen very well).
Still today its (k) followed by (c) followed by (j) and (h) then (u) ready for tomorrow.
Swap all that for a couple of boring weeks in Antigua.

 

[Guest]

Re: junkies only

The sun wakes usat 6.30 and we get our breakfast. I jump in the pool or read tikll 11 am. I race the wife at dinghies, and win again. Our eldest takes us for a ride on a Hobie Cat. I watch TV in the afternoon to hide from the sun, and play bad volleyball until nightfall. Then dinner and cocktails.....but only for three more days.

 

[longjohnsilver]

Living hell!

I suppose that someone has to do it, in your case I guess that it's purely for investigative purposes so that you can send back frquent reports.

If you carry on much longer we'll all believe that you're enjoying it!!