Not Boaty but brightens things up

[iangrant]

I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.

My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which means that we spend most of our family holidays in Customs and Immigration.

The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died. Dido must be sh*tting herself.


My mates mum and dad are Scottish but they moved down to Wolverhampton when he was two, 'cause they wanted him to sound like a tw*t.


I read the book 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help".

I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the Girl out of Cork...


Got a phone call today to do a gig at a fire station. Went along.
Turned out it was a bloody hoax.

 

[Dyflin]

made me giggle:

Two English crooks paid £1000 for £10000 worth of forged currency. When they checked their purchase they found that the forgeries were unfortunately in £6 and £13 denominations!
Having decided that the only place they would successfully get rid of the dud money would be in Ireland, they jumped onto the boat and made their way to a pub in deepest Co. Kerry.

The barman drew their 2 pints of the black stuff, and one of the crooks nonchalantly asked "Will you accept £6 or £13 sterling notes? I haven't anything smaller?".

The barman cheerfully replied "Ah sure that'll be fine ... now would you be wanting yer change in £2 or £9 notes?"

 

[Rum_Pirate]

[ QUOTE ]
made me giggle:

Two English crooks paid £1000 for £10000 worth of forged currency. When they checked their purchase they found that the forgeries were unfortunately in £6 and £13 denominations!
Having decided that the only place they would successfully get rid of the dud money would be in Ireland, they jumped onto the boat and made their way to a pub in deepest Co. Kerry.

The barman drew their 2 pints of the black stuff, and one of the crooks nonchalantly asked "Will you accept £6 or £13 sterling notes? I haven't anything smaller?".

The barman cheerfully replied "Ah sure that'll be fine ... now would you be wanting yer change in £2 or £9 notes?"

[/ QUOTE ]

The crooks would be ahead if they spent it all there.
They would only be pay 10% of the cost for their drinks, as they only paid £1000 for £10000 worth of forged currency. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[Dyflin]

[ QUOTE ]

The crooks would be ahead if they spent it all there.
They would only be pay 10% of the cost for their drinks, as they only paid £1000 for £10000 worth of forged currency. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm lost for words...

 

[tangomoon]

Now there's a thinking man. Bravo.

 

[Clyde_Wanderer]

Thought it would be euro's in Ireland now?

 

[jonathankent]

Thats just a slight technicality....