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[srp]

I've just discovered a new miracle product that gives amazing results on old dirty grp. It's called ELBOW GREASE! Don't know why I haven't used it before - it's free (unlike some other products I could mention), is guaranteed for life (well, as long as you're not a tennis player) and I'm led to believe that it's manufactured by the oldest company in the world, and was invented at the dawn of time in under 7 days.
(ps you might need to add water, invented by the same manufacturer).

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[Loginname]

Useless stuff that Elbow Grease. What you need is new wonder Snake Oil. Guaranteed for both this life and the next. Available from my website.
I'ld post pictures but they will just look like any other boat that has been polished recently.