Nice Poem - Short

[claymore]

I sat upon a Cigarette
I bear the marks upon me yet

Burns

 

[Colin_S]

Shortest poem ever

On the Antiquity of Microbes

Adam
Had ’em.

 

[longjohnsadler]

Poem for a female petrol-pump attendant on the East Lancs Road

I wanted your soft verges
But you gave me the hard shoulder.

 

[longjohnsadler]

...or a haiku

Hi cholesterol
Fat chance
Doughnut of Death.

 

[Kilter]

Nice one Claymore!
Could I say more? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[jimi]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

Sat upon two cigars
burnt ma arse

 

[boatmike]

I felt a pressing burning need
And stood amongst the rocks and weed

Anon....

 

[boatmike]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

To which my thoughts are only that,
your eyes are weak and your arse is fat

 

[Colin_S]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

That was really kinda vile
But, bloody hell, it made me smile

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

I long for a gale on the ocean wave,
I just wish my arse was a bit more brave

 

[boatone]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

Oh how I wish, that on the forum,
Peeps could exhibit a little decorum.....

moi

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

But then the humour would be weak
And less of us would take a peek

 

[Evadne]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

It's often bad,
it's often rude,
but most of the time,
it is quite good.

 

[Colin_S]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

These are not poems, they're more of a rap

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

Colin you missed the 'c' out

 

[boatone]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

I think 'Rhyming Couplets' is the correct description.....

 

[Evadne]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

That's very kind of you, but I'm not the only one who wouldn't know an iambic pentameter from an alliterative sonnet, let alone be able to spell it properly.

 

[jimi]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

Deary me Boatone
crabbit auld curmudgeon

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Nice Poem - Shorter

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That's very kind of you, but I'm not the only one who wouldn't know an iambic pentameter from an alliterative sonnet, let alone be able to spell it properly.

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