New Royal Yacht

[Romeo]

Bit of fantasy work going on as reported in the daily mail, and classic boat website.

So lets join in, what features do you want on the new royal yacht, which it has to be said is unlikely to be built?

 

[Koeketiene]

Been done to death already here and here in The Bilge (sorry - The Lounge)

 

[Seajet]

Tracks along each side deck for genoa type cars, so keel-hauling politicians is less time consuming ?

Fork on the bow for catching swans for dinner ?

16" gun for the Duke of Edinburgh to 'salute' foreigners with HE rounds ?

Toy helicopter on the back in case some fattie blag-meister wants to pretend he's saving the Falklands ? Again...

 

[Reverend Ludd]

I'd like 50 barrels full of dynamite.
Wait for Dave Snooty to be on board, sorted.
Maybe a meeting of Pro EU politicos.

 

[Twister_Ken]

A golden rivet.

 

[penfold]

A golden rivet.

That's no way to talk about Prince Edward; he's married you know.