New Moderator

[tcm]

Since our leader Kim has gone off somewhere again, i have decided to follow the example set by our polictical leaders and appoint myself as a moderator with immediate effect.

First off, it is quite clear that jimi poses a clear threat or at least could pose a very real threat in the future, and hence needs to be dealt with. A range of possible punishments are availbale and the forumites are invited to democratically decide his fate

 

[dralex]

5'8" is the best height- short enough to have a low centre of gravity and not get hit by the boom, but tall enough to be imposing and scare people with a Scottish accent. I would support a bill to surgically correct all males to this height.

ps- Are your really as tall as the photos suggest Jimi, or is it just the hats?

 

[Vara]

Talking of Moderators,Hannah and Matthew who are they?Best moderators so far been there for ages and not a peep out of either of them.

Or is it a case of walk quietly but carry a big stick?

 

[raven]

Dammit! Youre taking this every bit as seriously as Kim. I just tried to rig the ballot by voting twice for the silly hat option.....and I got chucked out!!!

How sad is that? /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

 

[BrendanS]

Tut tut. Just log in with a different IP address /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Twister_Ken]

Dear Mr TCM,

As you know all about website tips and tricks, is it possible by adding an apostrophe or two to get back to your poll, and add another option?

"That Wee Jimi should be stood on the approach piles to Hythe Power Station Marina, to shout at approaching vessels and warn them of the dangers of pile driving."

I feel this would a) serve a useful prurpose, b) keep the wee bugger out of mischief and c) have a satisfying element of justice involved.

 

[Ohdrat]

I support the compulsory cruise to Ireland for all forumites who could possibly pose a threat... If the Irish wish to impose EPIRB style ridiculous hat on those on enforeced Irish Cruises that's fine but at least we wont be infringing any Human Rights.

 

[jimi]

Right you .. we want to know the truly awful details of what you've been up to over Xmas!

 

[Ohdrat]

I was VERY good over Christmas AND Hogmanay.. it's what I might do that scares me.. and I will sure be frog marched offa SB..

PS go to Ireland...

 

[jimi]

Share your intentions with us and we'll have a wee poll to help you decide

 

[Ohdrat]

I'm still in denial...

 

[jimi]

Lets play 20 questions

1) Is it a jet ski?

 

[machurley22]

2) You're trading Seun for an AWB.

Dave