New from KTL Industries - the Bungeomatic Tiller Calm

[dylanwinter]

our highly qualified research team here at KTL Industries has finally perfected the Bungeomatic

free plans available on request



Dr Dyl - chief research engineer at KTL industries

 

[Wansworth]

Staggered at the cost of an automatic steering device I to "invented" such a gadget and it was in use last year on my yacht.I think if your system was compared to mine the superiority of my "tillerhand" would be obvious,stillI wish you well in your commercial endevour.

 

[Salty John]

Dylan,

I feel a cartoon coming on.

 

[Baggy]

or you could use....

Mil's Knicker elastic.

 

[dylanwinter]

Dragon's Den

Staggered at the cost of an automatic steering device I to "invented" such a gadget and it was in use last year on my yacht.I think if your system was compared to mine the superiority of my "tillerhand" would be obvious,stillI wish you well in your commercial endevour.

I have been invited onto Dragon's Den

I am quietly confident that they will recognise the business potential of the BTC system

which is compatible with all navigational devices from the Lode-stone to the Ipad

If anyone on the forum has experience with pitching ideas.....

Dy Dyl - head of Reseacrh ay KTL

 

[Gerry]

I would like to apply for the position of PR consultant to KTL Industries. I have many years of relevant experience pitching similar ideas to the great and the good,
Kindest regards

Dyl Doe

 

[dylanwinter]

I would like to apply for the position of PR consultant to KTL Industries. I have many years of relevant experience pitching similar ideas to the great and the good,
Kindest regards

Dyl Doe

pitchhing to the great and good is not the market for the Bungeomatic

we are aiming for the wiley and impecunious (a massive untapped market) who can see the superiority of the BTC over similar/inderior clutch based devices that can cost muchos pesetos

we are on profit share basis here at KTL

we can guarantee Jam tomorrow (geddit)

D

 

[Salty John]

Sent to me by a disgruntled employee at KTL Industries.
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[dylanwinter]

Sent to me by a disgruntled employee at KTL Industries.
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thank you for the timely reminder of the dangers of operating technical equipment without the right training

I should like to appoint Salty John

http://www.saltyjohn.co.uk/

as our safety consultant for the forthcoming Dragon's den Pitch

I think we are establishing a strong team to go up before the Captains of Industry