New Church

[byron]

<font color=blue>I am forming a new religious sect to be called "The Church of the rebus MOBO" with myself a Pontiff.
I can tell you now that I have the personal ear of God and if you join you will definately go to heaven. This is a money back guarantee.
Those wishing to be members should stand on one leg and hop around in a circle while saying "french fries are fattening I renounce the religion of my birth" Then write their names on a £20 note which they send to me. Please Note. There are no further payments to be made and you will gain automatic and instant admittance into heaven when you die. We shall of course state Fatwa on other religions and torture, mutilate and kill anyone that doesn't agree with us.

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[jimi]

Discrimination

Oi, you cant do this! You're discriminating against paraplegics, fish and very fat people!

 

[Stingo]

Re: Discrimination

Agree. How is superman going to join?

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[Guest]

Re: Discrimination

Only discriminating against three groups, eh? That's progress...

 

[DepSol]

Can we also have a funny hand shake?

Dom

2003 is going to be a good year for me

 

[paulineb]

Why? Do you still have the shakes from your alcohol consumption last night?

Pxx

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Discrimination

no five
i think he's raised the bar too high for the scots and yorkshire with the twenty quid bit.

Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Look after yer Pearly gates for fiver mister??
'ay 'ay

Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

[Guest]

reminded me of two funnies from the Viz "Roger's Profanisaurus":

Shaking like a sh*tting dog - describes Dom's condition, it would appear

Shaking like a flatpack wardrobe - can't go into that here, but it is so graphic it makes me cry thinking about it. Buy own copy of book.

 

[DavidJ]

....and we could disturb people on their boats and try and convert them and the magazine could be called 'Bowthruster'. Any improvements on that title??

 

[sailbadthesinner]

i thought it was swaying like a flat pack wardrobe??
shaking works too

a wardrobe simile that works when your drunk and soberig up
cool

Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

[Guest]

Oh, no. You're way off the mark on that one. I can say no more, cos I really will get Kimmerised if I do. PM for more.

 

[Stingo]

As long as we get to see it before Kim does, it's OK

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