never send the wife to the chandlery

[derekh]

I got a phone call from the Chandlery yesterday. The good lady was on an errand. They couldn't understand her request for androids. (Pear shaped ones)

 

[bilbobaggins]

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LOL

 

[jimboaw]

Dumb sales assistant who couldn't work that out and avoid the need to phone you.

 

[FullCircle]

Well, don't let her buy haemarroids, they're crap.

 

[2Tizwoz]

Four candles

 

[JKay]

NO Fork 'andles

cheers Joe

 

[Rowana]

Or . . .

. . 'ose !

 

[Seagreen]

Isn't this one for the "handy hints" post on scuttlebutt?