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NB (\'s brother) - GWB (French Joke)
George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a fancy
Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their
order; she is young and very attractive.
She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the
heart-healthy salad."
"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what do
you want, Mr. President?"
Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed
in you. I thought you were committed to high principles and morality. I'm
sorry I voted for you." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.
Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's
pronounced 'quiche'"
<hr width=100% size=1><font color=blue>I am WHAT I say I am</font color=blue>
George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a fancy
Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their
order; she is young and very attractive.
She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the
heart-healthy salad."
"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what do
you want, Mr. President?"
Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed
in you. I thought you were committed to high principles and morality. I'm
sorry I voted for you." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.
Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's
pronounced 'quiche'"
<hr width=100% size=1><font color=blue>I am WHAT I say I am</font color=blue>