Nauticus vulgaris

Anything involving acres of white plastic.
Any boat where the skipper is staff.
Anything where the crew wear a uniform involving epaulettes, unless the boat is grey and has guns.
 
Can I nominate "pontoon boats" as the abomination of the motor boat world.
Fortunately, these things are not often seen outside of the USA lakes, which is their natural habitat.

pontoon2.jpg
 
Can I nominate "pontoon boats" as the abomination of the motor boat world.
Fortunately, these things are not often seen outside of the USA lakes, which is their natural habitat.

pontoon2.jpg

I don't find that un-pleasing on the eye at all. Now if it had a bunch of hairy-arsed blokes on it, that would be different.
 
I don't find that un-pleasing on the eye at all. Now if it had a bunch of hairy-arsed blokes on it, that would be different.

Your eye is drawn to the ladies, in order to distract you from the "bumper car" that is the rest of the boat.
 
I don't find that un-pleasing on the eye at all. Now if it had a bunch of hairy-arsed blokes on it, that would be different.





couple of other possibles

plastic boat with a trad rig with wooden spars

name with a terrible pun

I can feel a self deprecating SCA column coming on here

yours

the owner of Katie L - gunter rigged and plastic
 
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