beancounter
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...found in an old copy of YM, with a few additions
When antifouling, you'll need two ounces more than there is in the tin
The depth of your bilge equals the full stretch of your arm, plus one inch
In every repair, a little blood must flow
Stainless steel isn't
Charter yachts sleep two less than advertised
The part most likely to break will be either the most inaccessible, the most expensive, or both.
The wind is free - it's the sails that cost a fortune
Jiffy-reefing isn't
Never buy the Mk1 version of anything
Always remember that a shipping forecast is just a horoscope with numbers
In a navigational calculation, the figure that is most obviously correct will be the source of any error
Tolerances accumulate unidirectionally towards maximum difficulty of assembly
When any repaired item is reassembled, there will always be a small piece left on the deck
Interchangeable parts aren't
Any more???
When antifouling, you'll need two ounces more than there is in the tin
The depth of your bilge equals the full stretch of your arm, plus one inch
In every repair, a little blood must flow
Stainless steel isn't
Charter yachts sleep two less than advertised
The part most likely to break will be either the most inaccessible, the most expensive, or both.
The wind is free - it's the sails that cost a fortune
Jiffy-reefing isn't
Never buy the Mk1 version of anything
Always remember that a shipping forecast is just a horoscope with numbers
In a navigational calculation, the figure that is most obviously correct will be the source of any error
Tolerances accumulate unidirectionally towards maximum difficulty of assembly
When any repaired item is reassembled, there will always be a small piece left on the deck
Interchangeable parts aren't
Any more???