My Pussy

[byron]

I just have to tell someone about my new pussy. My old cat died a few weeks ago and although I have my two dogs I miss having a cat around.
I couldn't buy a kitten because quite frankly a cat living 18 years will (at my age) probably out live me. So what to do.....
I put my name down with the Siamese & Burmese Cat Societies for a second hand cat.
Last week I was contacted by the Burmese Cat Society and offered a friendly 9 year old Burmese. Yesterday he came here to live and so did all his documentation. What they didn't tell me is that this pussy is the former National, Grand and Imperial champion of Britain. A real aristocat. His name is Hobberdy His Lordship but to me he is "Bertie"

 

[sarabande]

Come on ! Where's the mog pix ? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Gavi]

So will this mean expensive cat food from the chap who is rowing down the river in a dog bowl?

 

[boatone]

THIS ONE IS IT?

 

[byron]

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THIS ONE IS IT?

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Clever little bleeder aren't you Tony. Yes! he's the one.

 

[Captain Coochie]

Hes even got his own telephone number /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[chuckaduck]

here is a picture of an award winning pussy

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[Ships_Feline]

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here is a picture of an award winning pussy

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That is NOT a cat stupid, it's a dog!









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[byron]

Shame, can't even tell the difference between a cat and a soaking wet dog.
Pity about the girl in the middle, nice figure but her false teeth seem to be falling out.

 

[Gavi]

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Hes even got his own telephone number /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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It's for making Catcalls

 

[Bilgediver]

Well lets face it.....anything less than and aristoKat would have inferiority problems in that palacial waterside property.

I expect too aristocratic to muddy the decks of an ex police launch LOL wonder if she likes spilt Pimms

 

[boatone]

Trust you to pick up an aristocat.....why couldnt you just get an ordinary moggie like anyone else?

 

[jhr]

It's no use having a go at Byron; he's impurrvious to criticism. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[byron]

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It's no use having a go at Byron; he's impurrvious to criticism. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I am not imPURRvious to criticism. I fully acknowledge the criticism that I am PURRfect..

 

[Gavi]

That was within a whisker of being a pun!

 

[Ships_Feline]

Furrr chrissakes where are the pics of this so called 'competition'? I've paws'd a while on this thread but I'm feline it's it's a whisker away from being burried in my litter tray.

Ok I'll get my fur coat.
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[byron]

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Furrr chrissakes where are the pics of this so called 'competition'? I've paws'd a while on this thread but I'm feline it's it's a whisker away from being burried in my litter tray.

Ok I'll get my fur coat.
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You can see my pussy here:-
http://www.acasites.co.uk/hobberdy/

 

[Vanilla]

Aaahhhhh gorgeous even though I guess he's a fair bit older now. Cat-loving man is a way to some women's hearts /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif. Protect him from the dogs!!!

 

[Gavi]

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Furrr chrissakes where are the pics of this so called 'competition'? I've paws'd a while on this thread but I'm feline it's it's a whisker away from being burried in my litter tray.

Ok I'll get my fur coat.
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That was getting a bit catty /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[byron]

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Aaahhhhh gorgeous even though I guess he's a fair bit older now.

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Nope ! to me (untrained eye) he looks exactly the same but then again I keep trying to get off with 17 year old girls 'cos I see myself as I was 20 years ago when I was 17.