My Optician

[claymore]

Is retiring. He's put a sign in his window saying that he's doing so having been practicing for 35 years.
I told him that I thought that was long enough for anyone to practice and wasn't it time he made a start for real - which I thought was absolutely hilarious and straight out of Claymore's top drawer.
He didn't.

 

[Danny_Labrador]

I thought that you were going to say that he had put a sign in the window saying:

“If you can’t see what you are looking for in our window.......you’ve come to the right place”


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[CliveSmith]

Did you hear about the optician who fell into his lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself....


I know, I'll get me coat.

 

[Magic]

I can't SEE the point in all these personal attacks.

 

[Twister_Ken]

He'd hoped to pass the business on to a trainee, but he could never find the right pupil.

 

[deejames]

Our local optician has a sign outside saying "Eye Test While You Wait".
Is there any other way ??

 

[longjohnsadler]

Bit like one of Spike Milligan's:
Lord Barrington was a practising homosexual; as he often said, "practice makes perfect."

 

[bumblefish]

Well you'll never guess who I bumped into in the local specsavers................













Everyone!

 

[Sybarite]

It\'s blinking eye-time... nm

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[MarkG]

LOL.... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif