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Guest
Guest
Why won't it start?
graham
Well-known member
Re: Your engine.
Give us a clue?
Give us a clue?
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Guest
Guest
out of fuel?
petrol in a diesel or VV?
flat battery?
idiot operator?
we need more info
petrol in a diesel or VV?
flat battery?
idiot operator?
we need more info
G
Guest
Guest
My opinion is it's broken.
BarryD
New member
Key not in the ignition is always a favorite, failing that the wopple valve is stuck in the kranst position and therefore your dipliod is failing to crunge properly.
Barry D.
Barry D.
Will_M
Member
Forget to turn the key?
longjohnsilver
Well-known member
Re: Your engine.
Cos its knackered.
Cos its knackered.
chrisc
New member
Re: Your engine.
SPRINGS BROKEN
SPRINGS BROKEN
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Guest
Guest
Re: Your engine.
Owner Broken ?
Owner Broken ?
steve_cronin
N/A
Because the necessary combination of....
Human input, chemical and energy resources is missing.
Steve Cronin
Human input, chemical and energy resources is missing.
Steve Cronin
lyc
New member
Can you not raise a smile?
Twister_Ken
Well-known member
Re: Your engine.
Have you wound up the elastic band?
Have you wound up the elastic band?
Eudorajab
New member
No idea..... Why wont your engine start ?
G
Guest
Guest
Re: Your engine.
Sounds like it is another wind up. Engine and posting.
Sounds like it is another wind up. Engine and posting.
brianrunyard
New member
Have you looked to make sure the engine's still there? or has somebody nicked the battery?
More info needed!!!
More info needed!!!
Mel
Member
Re: Your engine.
I suspect that there is an alien influence here
I suspect that there is an alien influence here
G
Guest
Guest
Avoiding the stupidity - does it turn over, is your fuel flow good, do you have a spark? If its diesel hows the compression? Really we can't help you unless you give just a teensy weensy bit more information
G
Guest
Guest
Got it in one - there's a problem with the nut behind the wheel!!!!!!!
chas
New member
Re: Your engine.
Try a bump start
Try a bump start
Will_M
Member
Seriously, I can help… or at least know the guys who can. You see I once had a problem with an engine and they fixed it over the phone!
When I called they asked for the symptoms, so I described the noise the engine made.
Simply! Was their reply, when I inquired as to what they thought, I was informed that my neutron-flux capacitor had inadvertently injected some of its bar-bar juice into the mega drive over rider system. As such that had lead to the melt down of my super megatron laser beam which would normally feed the pactor-gama injectors with fuel!!
Do you know, I was so relieved, there was me thinking it may have been something serious.
You too can have this good advice from Zob Zab Zig Marine Services by calling tel. 866301
When I called they asked for the symptoms, so I described the noise the engine made.
Simply! Was their reply, when I inquired as to what they thought, I was informed that my neutron-flux capacitor had inadvertently injected some of its bar-bar juice into the mega drive over rider system. As such that had lead to the melt down of my super megatron laser beam which would normally feed the pactor-gama injectors with fuel!!
Do you know, I was so relieved, there was me thinking it may have been something serious.
You too can have this good advice from Zob Zab Zig Marine Services by calling tel. 866301
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