Mucky Farter Or Noahs Ark

[hlb]

Now come on. How many dogs are acceptable on a little boat. I've addopted one farting, peeing, shitting machine. But how many more should I Accept. Theres the dirty lurker clan with another one, but then Long john now has two with at least three orificas each, There both newbies and completly untrained and run basurk round all the new upholstery . By my calculations I now have the propentities to have twelve orificies to dispel there discharges on my boat and I've already replaced my six month old carpet. This was more to do with human endevers rather than dogs. Hope this helps!!

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Haydn

 

[longjohnsilver]

Now look here you miserable old git you've already band me so don't keep on going on!

So wot color carpet have you got now? If youv got any sense it will be a nice shit brown color.

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[hlb]

It's sort of pebble dashed colour!

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Haydn

 

[deborahann]

well as the first owner of the "adopted dog" I would like to say, that he was poisoned by mucky farters water supply. after 2 visits after both of which he was quite ill, it was obvious what had caused this, especially when we were slightly ill also. Although we did avoid my dog's disgusting behaviour.

So I would say noah's ark no, MF's not dog friendly, actually not anything friendly, only HLB seems to be able to survive MF but then he can also survive smoking
2000 cigs a day !

& john although HLB posts as me, ITS NOT ME honest, I think your new dog sounds looovely can't wait to see her

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[ccscott49]

Is he still smoking? Disgusting habit!! Do like I did, ban him to outside! Next time he visits, he'll have to smoke on the pontoon! I'm on "G" pontoon, he can smoke on "A"

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[hlb]

Yes, but I dont remember shitting on the carpet or peeing on the furniture!!

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Haydn

 

[longjohnsilver]

Ah so you're admitting that you did shit on the carpet and pee on the furniture, only you don't remember doing so! Y

You shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a boat. Yer banned!

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[ccscott49]

you were too pissed to remember? How could you!!!!
No more winalot or pedigree chum for you my lad! back to yer kennel!

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[benjenbav]

I dunno about Noah's first ark but I do know the story of the second one.

After the big flood God said, well Noah that was ok. Thanks for everything but I need you to do one more thing for me. Can you build me another ark, please.

Sure says Noah, I've still got the blueprints from the last one so it's no trouble.

Well, says God, I liked the last one and it was a nice seakindly boat, I won't deny it. But I'm looking for something different now.

What, says Noah, you don't want one of those AWBs that are all the rage do you? I really think you'd be better with a nice long keeler. Bit of a brute in reverse, I grant you, but all in all you've got to look at the forecast and you're telling me it's going to be stormy.

Yes, says God, I see where you're coming from but I don't think you quite understand what I want. I'm looking for something with, say, seven decks and suitable for ornamental fish to swim around in.

Sorry, says Noah, that doesn't sound like any sort of boat I know.

No, says God, It's not a boat I want, it's a multi storey carp ark.








I'll get my coat...

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[Dave_Snelson]

and when you\'ve retrieved your coat...

... you can borrow my motorpike and side-carp to make good your escape!

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[Dave_Snelson]

None (on mine) is the simple answer. If it can't use a sea toilet unaided and without instruction it don't get on board.

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