Muckey Farter etc etc etc !

[Kawasaki]

I got My act together.
I got My Sh%te together!
Triple liner bin bag full.
Phew was I glad.
Disposal was now My main aim.
'Terry, I,m off to dispose of this Load
Der wanna burger or a Hot Dog or summat?'

Well, We'd been relunctant to eat or drink owt fer a while.

'Hot Dog, yer tw%t' I think E said.
You can shove one up yer rectum'

Yeh, well, I could see His point!
So I legged it to the nearest 'Diffuser'!

Dazed Kipper clue there!

 

[sarabande]

Is Hayden going to give you a medal for this, or sue you for breach of confidentiality ?


Only on this forum.......

 

[Kawasaki]

Hayden's History of sewage on ere will stand My Lawer in good stead should it come to that.
A Medal?
Cripes, more like a Nobel Award, at Least!

 

[ccscott49]

Hayden's History of sewage on ere will stand My Lawer in good stead should it come to that.
A Medal?
Cripes, more like a Nobel Award, at Least!

Would it be the science award!! Or conservation one?

 

[Kawasaki]

I would say a Scientific Conversation one!
Which Terry and I deserve
Two in fact
We could be 'inturd' with same on Our Demise!

 

[ccscott49]

I would say a Scientific Conversation one!
Which Terry and I deserve
Two in fact
We could be 'inturd' with same on Our Demise!

I am definitely gpoing to write to the home office and have you decorated for "bog disposal, above and beyond the call of nature"

 

[Kawasaki]

I got My act together.
I got My Sh%te together!
Triple liner bin bag full.
Phew was I glad.
Disposal was now My main aim.
'Terry, I,m off to dispose of this Load
Der wanna burger or a Hot Dog or summat?'

Well, We'd been relunctant to eat or drink owt fer a while.

'Hot Dog, yer tw%t' I think E said.
You can shove one up yer rectum'

Yeh, well, I could see His point!
So I legged it to the nearest 'Diffuser'!

Dazed Kipper clue there!

So.
No diffuser was to hand.
But it took two hands to load the 'load' into the trolley.

Unfortunately, just as I was approaching the Marina ramp an old mate stopped me fer a chat etc.

He usually talks the hind leg off a donkey.
'Crikey whats that niff' ?he said.
Quick as a flash I replied.
''Ahh , what it is, easterlies, yer always gets a whiff of Mochdre tip when the wind is in the East"

"Anyway got ter go, see ya later"
"Oi what yer up to anyway K"?

"Sorry can't stop"

Phew that was close!

Problem was, even though the 'comtents' were triple bagged seepage was apparent
I had to move fast.
Not having the code to the marina gate I had to push the button for the intercom.
"Exit, please open the gate"

"OK , which boat are you from?"
More quick thinking needed.

"Sorry y ar b=ocken up ay again ova"

Anyway the gate slid open
Phew!

Anyway I found an 'appropiate' place to dispose.
Lets say it was --- sewercide and leave it at that

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Conwy was busy today.