More Thursday Humour....

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Before I offend anyone, I have Irish roots myself!!!.......

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at the Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy the officer stops them and tells them ''its illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means 4''

''Quattro is just the name of the car'' the Englishman replies disbelievingly. ''Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 people''

''You cant pull that one on me'' replies paddy ''Quattro means 4. You have 5 people in your car, and you are therefore breaking the law''

The Englishman loses his rag at this point, ''You idiot, call your supervisor, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence''

''Sorry'' responds paddy ''Murphy is busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno''


.......made me smile!!

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Don't get it. Whats wrong with 2 guys in a fiat?

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Ok try this one....

The super heroes are busy over some north american city saving the people from these things coming down from the sky and attacking the city folk....

You've got Superman in there flyin around, spidermans swingin thro the streets, supergirl and wonderwoman doing there stuff....

late in the day and during a lull in the fightin, Superman flies up into the sky, lookin down he see's wonderwoman apparently sunbathing naked on the flat roof of a sky scraper.

Using his super eyesight for a closer look he checks to confirm it and yep, its her. But being the gentile fella he is in his day job, he's never had the courage to approach her, (god forbid Lois ever found out !) But he's had many a thought about it.....

In a flash of inspiration he decides he can be in there, give her super sex and be away before she knows what hit her.....before he can rationalize himself he's in a step dive.....wham, he's there and away again, deeply satisfied with himself.....

As he climbs again (with his super hearing) he hear's wonderwoman say 'Wow, what was that ?!!!'

And the invisible man replies, I dont know, but I sure as hell hope he's not coming back, my butt is killin me !!!!

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