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KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual headline)
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
while
there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and
with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One
customer
who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to
the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very
strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot
in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an
hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded
from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
of
dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered
and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and
came to her aid.
Lisa is blonde.
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
while
there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and
with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One
customer
who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to
the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very
strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot
in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an
hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded
from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
of
dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered
and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and
came to her aid.
Lisa is blonde.
