More shock climate news

[longjohnsadler]

Temperatures for the first third of December are the lowest since records began in my bathroom. Temperatures in the rest of the house also plummeted to unseasonal levels and may be caused by a dicky heating pump, experts say.
'Just sort it pronto, ya pillock,' Mrs LJS commented this morning, sparking fears of further cold snaps, and the resurgence of the comfy-chair-in-the-greenhouse effect possibly leading to a protracted ice age.
In an interview this lunchtime, self-confessed meteorologist and heating engineer Brendan Quiqley said 'Sure I'll look at it sometime soon,' adding 'definitely....before christmas.' Though he didn't say which one.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Think of all the winter fuel supplement you'll be saving. To spend on new improved red diesel in the summer.

 

[bdsweeting]

Buy new pump, fit same and resolve issue with Mrs LJS.

Alos, prior to changing pump, vent radiators just to make sure.

 

[trouville]

Dose red diesel tax include heating oil??? What a rotten system!

 

[westernsailor]

Ever get the following "If you spent as much preventative maintenance at home as you do on the boat then things like this would not happen"

 

[Mudplugger]

Have you been speaking to my wife!!!! ?