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Consultation; released 2310 on 09 Dec 2004
The purpose of this consultation is to elicit views about the common persons in the United Kingdom at this time having what has historically become known as fun. It is deemed for purposes of this consultation that the term fun can also be attributed as a person enjoying a social event either by participation or spectation of said event.
It is also noted that during our research we found persons actually smiling in the United Kingdom, people from the age of about three weeks old upwards. As it is unknown quantifiably what a three week old baby has to smile about, for purposes of this consultation a lower age level of six weeks old will be stated.
It has been levied that anyone having ‘fun’ at any time in the United Kingdom and any of her territories will be subject to a ‘fun levy’.
We have categorised the allowance levels following;
Ultra Rate; Comedians and entertainers.
Top Rate; Being involved in any type of activity that brings personal pleasure, including sex. Examples such as field sports, sailing, climbing and leisure walking.
Middle Rate; playing games and chatting to friends and colleagues on non necessary topics. Telling a joke during a conversation would immediately move that person into the ultra category whether it was funny or not. Reality television participants will not be subject to fun levies for obvious reasons.
Bottom Rate; Using the internet for social purposes, being an old git and sitting in your car at places of beauty rather than getting out, writing stupid odes in order to find a cheap laugh.
Exemptions; School cross country running, any American comedies, conversations about col regs.
The reason the Government feel the need to control unlicensed fun is obviously to combat terrorism, or anarchy or hell we just think you should be bloody miserable ok.
Consultation invites responses from everyone who feels they will be affected by the fun 'tax' er levy, though we wont take a blind bit of notice. Responses must be received at the address below by 2311 on 09 Dec 2004
www.we screwedyou.gov.uk
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The purpose of this consultation is to elicit views about the common persons in the United Kingdom at this time having what has historically become known as fun. It is deemed for purposes of this consultation that the term fun can also be attributed as a person enjoying a social event either by participation or spectation of said event.
It is also noted that during our research we found persons actually smiling in the United Kingdom, people from the age of about three weeks old upwards. As it is unknown quantifiably what a three week old baby has to smile about, for purposes of this consultation a lower age level of six weeks old will be stated.
It has been levied that anyone having ‘fun’ at any time in the United Kingdom and any of her territories will be subject to a ‘fun levy’.
We have categorised the allowance levels following;
Ultra Rate; Comedians and entertainers.
Top Rate; Being involved in any type of activity that brings personal pleasure, including sex. Examples such as field sports, sailing, climbing and leisure walking.
Middle Rate; playing games and chatting to friends and colleagues on non necessary topics. Telling a joke during a conversation would immediately move that person into the ultra category whether it was funny or not. Reality television participants will not be subject to fun levies for obvious reasons.
Bottom Rate; Using the internet for social purposes, being an old git and sitting in your car at places of beauty rather than getting out, writing stupid odes in order to find a cheap laugh.
Exemptions; School cross country running, any American comedies, conversations about col regs.
The reason the Government feel the need to control unlicensed fun is obviously to combat terrorism, or anarchy or hell we just think you should be bloody miserable ok.
Consultation invites responses from everyone who feels they will be affected by the fun 'tax' er levy, though we wont take a blind bit of notice. Responses must be received at the address below by 2311 on 09 Dec 2004
www.we screwedyou.gov.uk
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