MORE humour... N/B

[HowardB]

Type 'weapons of mass destruction' into the search line for GOOGLE, and hit the 'I'm feeling lucky' button.
Don't be put off the error message 'til you have read it!
Try the links too...
Howard


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[ChrisE]

Tee hee (nm)

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[jhr]

Similar wheeze

Posted here before, I think, but try typing "French military victories" into Google and hit "I'm feeling lucky".

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[Bergman]

During his recent visit to Sedgefield, our beloved PM's constituancy GWB visited a local school. After the usual quick tour he asked if any of the pupils had any questions.

One young lad put his hand up and GWB asked his name.

"Billy Sir" said the lad

"Whats your question Billy?" says GWB

"Actually I have two questions" says Billy "First why did you invade Iraq without a mandate from the UN? and secondly why are you President when your opponent got more votes than you?"

Dubya swallowed hard said Errrrr - and then the dinner bell rang.

After dinner He tried again. A different boy put up his hand.

"Yes son whats your question?" says GWB

"Actually I have four questions, firstly why did you invade Iraq without a mandate from the UN? secondly why are you President when your opponent got more votes than you? thirdly why did the dinner bell go 20 minutes early? and lastly where's Billy?"


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