more humour - just as bad as below...

[Will]

Really Useful Anagrams, borne from a Really Useful day at work:

Diego Maradona
> > >
> > >>O dear, I'm a gonad

Ricki Martin
> > >
> > >>Ram it in Rick.


Tony Blair PM
> > >
> > >>I'm Tory plan B

Virginia Bottomley
> > >
> > >>I'm an evil Tory bigot

Michael Heseltine
> > >
> > >>Elect him, he's alien

David Mellor
> > >
> > >>Dildo marvel

Dame Agatha Christie
> > >
> > >>I am a right death case

Benson and Hedges
> > >
> > >>NHS been a godsend

Selina Scott
> > >
> > >>Elastic snot

Mel Gibson
> > >
> > >>Big melons

Gloria Estefan
> > >
> > >>Large fat noise

Chris Rea
> > >
> > >>Rich [censored]

Martina Navratilova
> > >
> > >>Variant rival to a man

Gabriela Sabatini
> > >
> > >>Insatiable airbag

Irritable Bowel Syndrome
> > >
> > >>O my terrible drains below

Evangelist
> > >
> > >>Evil's Agent

Desperation
> > >
> > >>A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code
> > >
> > >>Here Come Dots

Mother-in-law
> > >
> > >>Woman Hitler

Semolina
> > >
> > >>Is No Meal

A Decimal Point
> > >
> > >>I'm a Dot in Place

Eleven plus two
> > >
> > >>Twelve plus one

President Clinton, of the USA
> > >
> > >>To copulate, he finds interns

And a final one ....

Motorway Service Station
> > >
> > >>I eat coronary vomit stews.


...sorry...

 

[PGD]

Tony Blair - Not By Rail

 

[Wexfordian]

That's not "just as bad as below" - it's far worse!

Anyway, plumbing the same depths ...

Tony had never been on a boat before and was now thinking it was the stupidest thing he'd ever done in his life.. Who would ever have believed that seasickness could be this awful? With every pitch and roll, Tony wondered how he was going to survive the remaining two hours of the trip.

One of the old hands came up to him and said, "Don't worry mate.
Nobody ever died of seasickness."

"You've just taken away my last hope for relief," Tony said.