Monday morning blues


New member
3 Mar 2004
Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship poems that always sound
good but never actually come close to reality?

Well here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself!

Friend, when you are sad....I will get you drunk and help you plot
revenge against the sorry person who made you sad.

When you are blue....I'll try to dislodge whatever is chocking you.

When you are scared....I will rag you bout it every chance I get.

When you are worried...I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused....I will use little words to explain it to your
dumb butt.

When you are sick....stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
want whatever you have.

When you fall....I will point and laugh and call you clumsy.

That is my oath....I pledge 'till then end.

Why, you may ask?

Because you're my friend!

P.S. A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move the body.