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> > THE TEACHER COMEBACK OF THE YEAR
> >
> > A high school teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
> > "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
> > tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
> > injury or illness,or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
> > no other excuses whatsoever!"
> >
> > A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks,
> > "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
> > and utter sexual exhaustion?"
> > The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
> >
> > When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
> > student, shakes her head, and sweetly says ... "Well, I guess you'd
> > have to write the exam with your other hand."
>
Jim
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> >
> > A high school teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
> > "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
> > tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
> > injury or illness,or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
> > no other excuses whatsoever!"
> >
> > A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks,
> > "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
> > and utter sexual exhaustion?"
> > The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
> >
> > When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
> > student, shakes her head, and sweetly says ... "Well, I guess you'd
> > have to write the exam with your other hand."
>
Jim
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