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jimi

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I has bin ponderosa tres hard aboot Madamoiselle Ellen et M. Joyon .. on handicap shoorely Joyon is stilll aheid cos he's a useless incompetent frog (as well as a poof .. note the thinly disguised "Joyon" insteid of "Gay one" and that ought to be taken accoont of in the handicap whereas Ellen is a wonderful wummin (and a descendant of King Arthur and true inheritor of Excalibur to boot) and that would obviously decrease hers ... wot think u?
 

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I has bin ponderosa tres hard aboot Madamoiselle Ellen et M. Joyon .. on handicap shoorely Joyon is stilll aheid cos he's a useless incompetent frog (as well as a poof .. note the thinly disguised "Joyon" insteid of "Gay one" and that ought to be taken accoont of in the handicap whereas Ellen is a wonderful wummin (and a descendant of King Arthur and true inheritor of Excalibur to boot) and that would obviously decrease hers ... wot think u?

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You're pi**ed!
 

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Jimi,

Once you're sober again.. care to explain what the heck you are asking? Is it to acknowledge that Ellen's a sexy goddess and Joyon is a weird funny smelling frog cross-dresser???

Those are facts, so no need to ask....

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Ok .. can you give us a list of what we're allowed to mention, please? We will then get a list from each poster and establish the common ground.
 

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Shud tha' no be Gybes?

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Jibes or Gybes... uncontrolled they could be a bit dangerous, don't you think?
 

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Hair Styles and whether one is having a bad hair day or not.. this is most days when sailing..

Shoes

Vogue v Cosmo

Which shades of lipstick suite the windswept I've just raced round the world look

Whether the B&Q logo defaces ones Mustos

How to avoid breaking ones nails

Why floral flouncy dresses do not suite those with cheast hair and ape man legs

Why less is more with regards to eye make-up
 

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MacArthur .........Scottish

Suggest descended from Bruce (Ye ken the wee spider mon)

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The daily record has already claimed her as one of oor ain folk on the basis that she looked at a building plot on skye.
 

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You may now discuss.....

er.....

nothing, I find it all offencive.

The forum is now closed, thank you for your support, we apologise for this sudden closure, but the PC police have spoken and we endeavour to keep our boards non offencive. Considering the membership, this unfortunately means an untimely closure. If it helps blame the scotch haggis munchers. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

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Well I nearly bought a load of power tools today in B & Q cos that nice lady Ellen told me they were brilliant.

They've now got Ellen doing ads between the music over the tannoys. Even had wind noise in the background.
 

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Whats up with you, Jimi? This is one of your sillier threads, almost as bad as when you were explorng your feminine side.
By the way, which side was it? You never told us. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
 

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I thought this one of Jimis more sensible posts.Can you lot stop using cheap jibes(gybes?)about drunkeness to discuss your sexuality.
 

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"Descended from Bruce"

Bruce was a French Johnnie-come-lately.
Cruic is uire is Ailpeinich, ach cuin a thaing Artairich?
The MacArthur is as old as the de'il and the heather on the hill.

Tho' Bruce gave the Stwardship of Dunstaffnage on Skye to McArthur, Earl of Garmoran.
Ellen's forebear?
 

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Re: Dunstaffnage... on Skye??

Thought the only Dunstaffnage was just north of Oban.. or has there been some kind of geological upheaval to shift Skye South of Mull?
 
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