MBY, team of exceptional talent!

[longjohnsilver]

So says Tom, they've got lots of it but not much on display this month Tom, where's the usual pictures of Mr Marsh leering at one of the barely dressed babes, or the boat show girls that were such a regular feature only a few months ago.

If this droop in standards continues I'll have to sneak into my sons room and look at the pics in his mags.

Come on Tom you can do better than that, we've got lots of fibreglass, enjins, rocks but no babes!

Disgruntled of Taunton.

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[TomIsitt]

Yeah, but you don't want to see any more pictures of Bess or Sue in various states of drunkeness/undress, do you. Yes, they may be attractive, svelte, leggy blondes in their late 20s, but that doesn't mean we have to bombard you with photos of them , does it? No!

And don't thank me for sparing you such degrading filth...I'm just doing my job.

Tom

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[MedDreamer]

The tone of this thread would suggest that this forum is dominated by sad middle age men with a penchant for drooling over boats and girls they could never afford, probably wouldn't be able to handle if they could and find solace by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Surely this isn't the case..

Regards

Syd James (sorry I mean Martyn)

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[tcm]

New! Kustom MBY magazine

Droollable boats and babes galore in next month’s MBY when – following demand from our regular readers who don’t get out much - we’ve changed the format.

Now in the style of Custom Car and Harley Owner mags, Kustom MBY will have lots of boat pix featuring gratuitous half-naked wimmin draped all over the place. On the sharp fast boats the wimmin will be quite attractive and pouting. Whereas on the heavyweight or ugly boats, the wimmin will be correspondingly large and gruesome. The captions will include the words “throbbing”, “shafts”, "juicy", “big mutha” and "Mmm". We’ll also have a sexist photo-story involving half-dressed women doing boaty things, such as getting undressed on the foredeck. The classified section will change a little bit, as there’ll be eight extra pages of dubious telephone sex adverts. New features will include stories about the MBY staff having fun with a 22 year-old model, but (as with most of the articles) nobody is quite sure if this means a 22 year old girl, or a 22 year old boat, but it sounds dead rude. Especially if you are aged 14 and this is the rudest magazine that isn't on the top shelf, eh?

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[jimi]

Hmmm .. just be thankful you were spared yottie tottie ...


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[MedDreamer]

Re: New! Kustom MBY magazine

Well thats my subscription renewed then

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[Medskipper]

Well I don't know about you guys, but my little beauty is only 19 years old!
I just can't wait to get my hands on her every time I see her! I slowly lift her protection so I can see her soft carpet, and when I get my hands on those big beauties she really starts to purr! she of course rewards me with a good ride!

Shame they are only Volvos!!!

Barry


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[MedDreamer]

TCM's right you know we really do all need to get out more

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[longjohnsilver]

Are you psychic!

I didn't know I'd even met you let alone discussed boats, babes and everything else under the sun.

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[Kevin]

no some of us are still relatively young with a penchant for drooling over boats and girls!

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[PGD]

readers wives next ........now don't even go there /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[Deleted User YDKXO]

Except that bloke Matthews. He's got no talent at all and his picture scares my dog

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[longjohnsilver]

Well past his sell by date, should have pensioned him off years ago. But Buster likes his photo, gives him something to growl at.

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[BrendanS]

Mr Christensen, letters, p29 seems to have some strong opinions about Mr Matthews writing style - I'm looking forward to the Feb edition

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