orion21
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man\'s revenge ( i\'m sure i\'ll regret this )
How many men does it take to open a beer?
>
> None - It should be opened by the time she brings it
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> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
>will
>probably
> never be able to support you.
>
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> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>
> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
>stand
> closer to the kitchen sink.
>
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> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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> How do you fix a woman's watch?
>
> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>
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> Why do men break wind more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the
>required
> pressure.
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> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
>yelling at
> the front door, who do you let in first?
>
> The dog, of course - He'll shut up once you let him in
>
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> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told
>
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> I married Miss Right.
>
> I just didn't know her first name was' Always'
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> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's
>sex
>drive
> by 90%.
> It's called a Wedding Cake
>
>
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> Why do men die before their wives?
>
> They want to.
>
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> Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
>the
>street
> with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
>
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> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> Then God created Man and rested.
> Then God created Woman.
> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
>
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> Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the
>select
>few
> women who can handle the truth
How many men does it take to open a beer?
>
> None - It should be opened by the time she brings it
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------
> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
>will
>probably
> never be able to support you.
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>
> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
>stand
> closer to the kitchen sink.
>
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> How do you fix a woman's watch?
>
> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do men break wind more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the
>required
> pressure.
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
>yelling at
> the front door, who do you let in first?
>
> The dog, of course - He'll shut up once you let him in
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> I married Miss Right.
>
> I just didn't know her first name was' Always'
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's
>sex
>drive
> by 90%.
> It's called a Wedding Cake
>
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do men die before their wives?
>
> They want to.
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
>the
>street
> with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> Then God created Man and rested.
> Then God created Woman.
> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the
>select
>few
> women who can handle the truth