Making your own wind

I have the same thoughts about wave generators and water mills, you never see them on stagnant ponds where they could add life. No they just put them in moving water, a bit of a waste of time if you ask me.

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The Wind

You can't make it.

You have to catch it.

The Spanish fleets 'did for' areas like the Doldums centuries ago (before the quotas were introduced), so now there's very little left there. Efforts at re-stocking using artifical farm-bred baby winds have not proved successful but there are encouraging signs regarding cross-breeding. It is known that such as Clare Short and Michael Howard are 50% wind to a varying percentage of 'trouser', whilst Ian Paisley is almost entirely wind combined with small trace bigot impurities.


Tricky chaps this wind.

<hr width=100% size=1>[edit] hang on, I think I mean p*ss, not trouser . . .<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by Grehan on 12/04/2003 01:11 (server time).</FONT></P>
 
Re: Tried Curry??

A Byriani will produce force 2 at regular intervals ,a Vindaloo wind usually needs 2 reefs in the main until late afternoon.

Combined Curry and Beer winds can cause dangerous down draughts.

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A concoction of brussells sprouts and beans seems to do the job. but have you tried the packets of dried soya meals? WOW!!!

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