Sea-Fever
Well-Known Member
One of the things on my list for next year is a holding tank. The current arrangement of Jabsco manual pump job straight out to sea is fine but there are obvious restrictions in usage whilst anywhere near land especially marinas.
Whilst as an adult I am well versed in timing my toilet stops throughout the day I note that my kids are not skilled in this area. Bless them, they do try. However in the course of using their own internal holding tank this causes a backlog that sometimes they just can't withstand.
This was the situation yesterday when, not even out of harbour, my eldest decided he had held it in for as long as he could and dashed to the heads.
Now I've told them before that toilet paper is to be strictly rationed as the hole in the bottom of the jabsco is tiny. Unfortunately this has not sunk in...when the inevitable cry for help came a minute or two later I had a heavy heart as I trudged down through the saloon. Not only had he made an admirable contribution of his own but had then layered on half a loo roll of paper.....what's more he claimed that the heads was now blocked and was unable to pump out. Great.
Sure enough as I gave the pump a couple of push/pulls it certainly seemed there was a blockage as I was hardly able to pump at all. The solution, I felt, was to get more water in and pump a little harder to get the content out to sea. A few more pumps.....yet more pumps. It's getting really hard now.....no movement.
Then a terrible thought struck me...being conscientious I had closed the heads outlet seacock after my last trip....dear God the pressure build up must have been immense.
Scared of the powderkeg I was now standing next to I carefully opened the panel under the sink and opened the Blakes outlet.
Booooommm!!!
An explosion underneath the boat as the er.....torpedoes were released.
I flushed it all through and returned to the cockpit with a cold sweat, glad beyond belief that I had used double jubilee clips on all connections in the heads.
I suspect that although my kids are below the age of criminal responsibility as skipper I may have broken the law for which I apologise. If the Navy has sonar detection in Portsmouth harbour they may have detected an anomaly yesterday afternoon.
There is, unfortunately, another heads story involving my younger one that didn't end so well but sufficed to say the theme was the same, lack of holding tank causing an explosion at an inappropriate time.
Time for some research on retro fitting a tank.
Whilst as an adult I am well versed in timing my toilet stops throughout the day I note that my kids are not skilled in this area. Bless them, they do try. However in the course of using their own internal holding tank this causes a backlog that sometimes they just can't withstand.
This was the situation yesterday when, not even out of harbour, my eldest decided he had held it in for as long as he could and dashed to the heads.
Now I've told them before that toilet paper is to be strictly rationed as the hole in the bottom of the jabsco is tiny. Unfortunately this has not sunk in...when the inevitable cry for help came a minute or two later I had a heavy heart as I trudged down through the saloon. Not only had he made an admirable contribution of his own but had then layered on half a loo roll of paper.....what's more he claimed that the heads was now blocked and was unable to pump out. Great.
Sure enough as I gave the pump a couple of push/pulls it certainly seemed there was a blockage as I was hardly able to pump at all. The solution, I felt, was to get more water in and pump a little harder to get the content out to sea. A few more pumps.....yet more pumps. It's getting really hard now.....no movement.
Then a terrible thought struck me...being conscientious I had closed the heads outlet seacock after my last trip....dear God the pressure build up must have been immense.
Scared of the powderkeg I was now standing next to I carefully opened the panel under the sink and opened the Blakes outlet.
Booooommm!!!
An explosion underneath the boat as the er.....torpedoes were released.
I flushed it all through and returned to the cockpit with a cold sweat, glad beyond belief that I had used double jubilee clips on all connections in the heads.
I suspect that although my kids are below the age of criminal responsibility as skipper I may have broken the law for which I apologise. If the Navy has sonar detection in Portsmouth harbour they may have detected an anomaly yesterday afternoon.
There is, unfortunately, another heads story involving my younger one that didn't end so well but sufficed to say the theme was the same, lack of holding tank causing an explosion at an inappropriate time.
Time for some research on retro fitting a tank.