Look here you b*****d, I've got both of my boats in bits waiting to go back in the water. The last thing I need is some smartarse to remind me of how nice it would be on the water this weekend!!
Dont panic.... our resident weather guru, Mr Simon Keeling has just politely informed all who subscribe to his weather E-Mail that there is a high risk of heavy fog this weekend..... so maybe on the hard is the best place!
Now lookie here, the person that sent me a PM to remind me again, we know where you sail and a Rival makes bloody good ice breaker so just think what is might do your puny craft! And before you say you'll have to catch us first, the wind noted by Chris should ensure that we have plenty of way on by the time the collision occurs.
With that aomunt of wind I think that most of the water will have been blown away, so Rival Sprit on chocs will be upright and able to splat all of the boats which will now be on their sides. It is only a F12 after all.
Sail?, we MOTOR!
Chris can't you hear those mighty GMC's purring away?
Oh bugger they've stopped again!
Lend us a sail mate.
After all.......... you don't need yours at the moment do you. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif