Love of my life

[Guest]

Just sold my love of my life Mercedes sports, (apart from her indoors. )Now the boat is top of the pecking order. but will i get the reliability and performance from the Princess . Can only afford one mistress so the car had to go.

 

[byron]

Be a man, sell the wife, the money you get plus the savings you make will buy a bigger boat. With the bigger boat you can pull birds, use them to clean boat and those other dirty little jobs, let them cook for you after they bought the food. Then send them home. Result ... whole bed to yourself and money in your skyrocket.

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[Dave_Snelson]

Instructions

Instructions:-

1) Print out Byrons post.

2) Wait 'til wife is out

3) Secure it to obvuious place (like front door)

4) Run (preferrably to your boat, 'cos locks will be changed by the time you get back)

 

[paulineb]

5)

5) Give her Byron's address

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