pande
Well-Known Member
Joe & John are twins. Joe owns a dilapidated old boat which happened to
sink the same day that Johns wife died. A few weeks later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. "I'm sorry to hear about your sad loss" she said. "Thank you, but I'm sort of glad to be rid of her,she was a rotten old thing anyway.
Her bottom was all shriveled and she smelt of dead
fish, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big one in the front too!
She was bulging out everywhere in fact. Every time I used her, she leaked and dribbled and her old hole got bigger. I think what finally finished her off
though, was when I rented her out to 4 big strapping lads looking for a good time. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right down the middle!!
sink the same day that Johns wife died. A few weeks later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. "I'm sorry to hear about your sad loss" she said. "Thank you, but I'm sort of glad to be rid of her,she was a rotten old thing anyway.
Her bottom was all shriveled and she smelt of dead fish, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big one in the front too!
She was bulging out everywhere in fact. Every time I used her, she leaked and dribbled and her old hole got bigger. I think what finally finished her off
though, was when I rented her out to 4 big strapping lads looking for a good time. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right down the middle!!