John100156
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Can anyone explain this phenomenon?
Can a boat really talk............?
Can a boat really talk............?
Talk? Don't you mean 'nag'![]()
Can anyone explain this phenomenon?
Can a boat really talk............?
Can anyone explain this phenomenon?
Can a boat really talk............?
What do you mean, please?

I think that they are "getting at" my passage logging system.
speaks to you every 3 mins, stating that a 'logging event' will be announced in one minute,
I think that they are "getting at" my passage logging system.
Its actually a PC with a little Windows app that I wrote to collect NMEA information and "speak" it using Microsoft's SAPI speech system.
Actually, it really works for me - gives a really great focus for everyone on board - prompting everyone to keep good logs - they may actually make fun of it but really this is an important thing to do - a "willing helper" is better than a "pressed man" anyday.
here's an example - video clip
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I love it, it the coolest and most geeky thing that I have seen in ages.
So... How would I go about making this work on my boat?????
Please!
Without the annoying voice....
Mostly, Nick, because I only thought about the printer bit after I'd already typed the rest of the (slightly tongue in cheek) reply...Much better idea (IMO), but not sure why you need to convert to audio then store as MP3 file, or even create a barcode, just get the PC to print out the info onto a roll printer. Without the annoying voice you could then have a hard copy of course and position info every 10 mins, which, as you say, you could use if all the smoke escapes from inside the plotter.
Mostly, Nick, because I only thought about the printer bit after I'd already typed the rest of the (slightly tongue in cheek) reply...![]()
Another point on your "toungue in cheek" comment was that why store a complicated mp3 file when you actually have the data from the NMEA anyway so writing a simple ASCII file would be much easier - but certainly not as much fun.
Anyway, a bit of fun has turned out to be a really useful thing to have on passages. Its a pain in the arse (am I allowed to say arse) for short trips.