Loch Lomond Springtime Nature Competition

[Roy]

For those land locked sailors, some of us are holding a little competition over the next 10 weeks. Points to be awarded for photographs of the following.

1. Me making a perfect docking. 100 points.
2. Alistair doing likewise. 20 points.
3. A seal. 100 points.
4. An osprey. 50 points.
5. A white deer. 30 points.
6. A golden eagle. 30 points.
7. A sea eagle. 100 points.
8. A slow moving jetbike. 200 points.
9. A wallabie. 100 points. (each)
10. A naturist (with kit off). 200 points.
11. A German hillwalker (in lederhosen) 100 points.
12. A feral goat. 50 points.

The winner will get a day on my boat with free drinkies. ( Might even untie it - the boat that is!)

 

[jimi]

Ooohh I win, I saw a naturist slow jetbike driving competition (very popular sport (263 participants)) watched by 10 coachloads of German tourists clad in lederhosen each with sealed lunch packs and 20 sealed bottles of beer, whilst the coach drivers walked their pet wallabies until a flock of sea eagles zoomed down and ate them all ...

 

[Roy]

Brilliant - ve haf un vennir... So Jeemie - you comen je boot ya?

 

[Alistairr]

I'm not sure if i'm at an advantage or dis-advantage HERE!!!

For instance why do you get more points for a better docking than me?? Is it because i am far better than you!!!!
Oh, and if size matters, i think i'd be due 500 points if i dock your boat perfectly, if i prang the jetty, then

a daisy!!!

50 points for an Osprey!!! Thats not fair, You boat is called 'Osprey'!!!!

Other than that, i think i've got the rest well covered, Saw 16 Wallabies last year, I'm sure i'll see more this year.
Eagles, Deer and goats always plenty of them!!!!!
A naturist, should be easy, Cause a Forum member from here has openly admitted he's an exhibionist has Joined the brilliant Pier 1 group, so nodoudt he will be parading around in all his glory!!!
Isn't that right Tinstaafl???? /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[tinstaafl]

[ QUOTE ]
A naturist, should be easy, Cause a Forum member from here has openly admitted he's an exhibionist has Joined the brilliant Pier 1 group, so nodoudt he will be parading around in all his glory!!!
Isn't that right Tinstaafl???? /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, if you've got it...

I shall also be bringing my pet goat up regularly - he is also a naturist and we often go for naked walks together. I hope people in the area are as open-minded as I've been led to believe.

tinstaafl

 

[Roy]

Youre mucho better than me Al hence my higher points loading... /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif. Seeing that youve seen so many wallabies and i have not seen one in 5 years, I thought maybe we could change the pointage to wallabies mating?? With each other and maybe....... the ranger boat captain mating with a wallabie..... say, an extra 10 points as it is very common and perhaps an extra 1 point if we get him mating with a sheep??? Comments? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Roy]

Hey Tinstaafl, Ive heard of people acting the goat but not what is inferred!?>!? /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif