Lobster Liberation Front Strikes back

[TiggerToo]

Giant lobster attacks diver in Dorset

A diver yesterday described how he wrestled with a 3ft lobster after it attacked him in Dorset at the weekend. Chris Hovard, 51, was diving near Weymouth jetty when the 10lb 4oz lobster approached him. He was forced to wrestle the creature, estimated to be 50 years old, into a string bag after it scuttled towards him with snapping claws. Mr Hovard said: "The lobster came at me, its claws snapping. I could hardly get my hand across the back of its shell. I managed to get it with a pincer movement." Mr Hovard, of Wyke Regis, Dorset, took the lobster to the Sea Life Park in Weymouth.
Press Association

 

[Sixpence]

A snappy heading but is there a claws in there that stops you posting the link ? , a bit shellfish if there is

 

[Fergus]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=56351&in_page_id=2

 

[B175Chris]

I was hoping to give a clever pun but it appears that article has used every one of them already /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Sixpence]

I noticed that too

 

[sarabande]

That wasn't finny, you know. It was right off the scale. You had better berry such attempts in future (like the lobster, you'll get it in the end, he he.). The escape attempt went to pot, didn't it ?

aaargh, back to forensic analysis of critical business application interfaces.