Leisure Boating Caption Competition

[Lakesailor]

 

[ProDave]

Swim faster, we'll never get up on the plane at that rate.

 

[flaming]

retirement didn't suit Rebecca Addlington

 

[pendlecats]

Well you did say lassoo on to the boy didn't you?

 

[Boomshanka]

Government's new 'work for welfare' scheme back in the spotlight

 

[aslabend]

I don't have a caption but I do have an idea for a new line in celebrity head pick-up buoys...

I'll do the despot range with a Gaddafi, Hussain, Lady Thatcher and a Tony Blair.
The footballer you'd like to drown range with a Wain Rooney, Van Persi and a Drogba.
I'll do a dead icons - James Dean, Munro, Albert Einstein etc
I would do a Gorden Brown but I think it'd sink without a trace.

 

[Lakesailor]

The Gordon Brown would be OK. It'd still have one eye.

The Tony Blair would be a problem as you'd not be able to get hold of it.

 

[Twister_Ken]

The Gordon Brown would be OK. It'd still have one eye.

The Tony Blair would be a problem as you'd not be able to get hold of it.

And the Enoch Powell would only work if you moored in rivers of blood.

 

[Lakesailor]

The Andrew Marr would be easy to lassoo

The Ant and Dec would only be available as a pair.

 

[capnsensible]

Danny could have a song written about it.

 

[Boomshanka]

The Abu Hamza would have a handy built-in hook
Jordan... plenty of bouyancy
Dale Winton... orange, handy for pickups in poor vis.

 

[PaulJS]

"Get a boat, get ahead"


OR


"Yes son, the heads are always at the bow of the boat"


Scuttles off in disgrace

 

[Whiskey Bravo]

"I thought he said 'you're an anchor!' "

 

[saltylegs]

So you don't like boating?
what about.
rubber, bondage and water sports?

 

[claymore]

So you don't like boating?
what about.
rubber, bondage and water sports?

Whilst appreciating the extra space that came with the new dinghy, Melanie occasionally missed the superior manouevrability of the old Avon Redstart

 

[Boomshanka]

The ban on outboard engines didn't stop Bill and Phyllis enjoying their day out on the water

 

[A1Sailor]

The name is Bond; Bond-age

 

[snowleopard]

"I see Sharon's out on the pull again".

 

[Colt]

The Nick Griffin would unfortunately only be available in one colour.