DepSol
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I told my wife that I would be home by midnight....promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way to easy. At around 3a.m. drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, I realised she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another nine
times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick and witty solution, even
when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed
at all.
Phew! Got away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why she
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "Oh $hít,"
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then f*rted."
Dom
I am boating again ;-)
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way to easy. At around 3a.m. drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, I realised she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another nine
times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick and witty solution, even
when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed
at all.
Phew! Got away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why she
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "Oh $hít,"
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then f*rted."
Dom
I am boating again ;-)