Knocking dents out of my keel

[claymore]

If I had any - how should I do it?

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Carefully timed collisions with solid object at a point equidistant from the dent, but on opposing plane measured in the vertical plane described by the altitude component of your GPS

I believe you are planning a cruise with certain 'Chentlemen' that may have experience in this matter....

 

[Colin_S]

You remember a few years back when Polo started selling packets of holes?
I suggest you ask young Jamsie what he plans to do with his dents.

 

[Aja]

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If I had any - how should I do it?

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Keels? Dents?

Be specific!

Donald

 

[longjohnsadler]

'If I had any'....?

1. Don wetsuit and dive fearlessly overboard early in morning to check status of keel. Or

2. Dry out on a handy rock - say in Cuan Sound - giving you , and others, time to peruse keel at leisure....

 

[jimi]

Leave Arthur there, he probably likes it

 

[longjohnsadler]

Re : RhyminJimi

Sounds like cockney rhyming slang - 'got a few arthurs in me keel.'
Apparently people are already being called a 'right James Blunt.'

 

[jimi]

Better not say I feel like an ale!

 

[longjohnsadler]

Too right!
I left me wallet behind on the boat.

 

[Spuddy]

Arthurs

Of course- Arthur Dent. Oh but that's the same as dent.
Ok then - David Brent. No , probably not.