I can't, I'm shy. I'd tell you a joke I've just heard but I don't get it. I think it might be about boats - what does fellatio mean, is it an italian motor cruiser?
A chap walks into the doctors and says to him, " I'vre got two penii, what am I going to do? The doc says "right get em out and we'll have a look, seeing these two huge and I mean huge penii, he says what the hell do you do with those, The guy says Oh1 its not too bad really, I evenm have names for them, Oh yeh! says doc, what do you call them? The guy says, well this one on the left I call Jose, and the other one Hose "B". geddit!!! You need to say Jose in spanish, oh! never mind!