Just a Chuckle 4 the Boyz.

AIDY

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Our engine battery died last week whilst sailing, so I had to jump start it of the domestics before entering harbour.

I went to buy a new battery at the weekend. whilst I was there a lady walked in with a problem with her recently purchased battery for her jet ski. The conversation went like this.

shop owner:- Can I help you.

Lady:- Yes I recently purchased this battery from you and it does not work anymore.

Shop owner:- Let me take it out the back for you and put a volt metre on it.

The chap then came back and said it's only got 8volt, hence the reason it does not work.

Lady:- How many volts should it have

Shop owner:- 12 volts it's flat.

Lady:- In that case how much are volts, and can I buy 4 extra volts for it.

At this point the shop started laughing. Felt very sorry for the lady.
 
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