ParaHandy
Active member
Due to unforseen circs, Admiralty have misplaced our ships and not enough for HM Queen to inspect. So, therefore, the Lords Admiralty kindly request all boats in the Portsmoooth area to present themselves for inspection etc……………
Yrs in anticipation
Lords Nelson, Drake and some tosser called Hoon
Ps we have large quantities of “battleship grey” paint, free issue.
Pps suggest several of smaller boats be tied together…...bit like pantomine horse
Yrs in anticipation
Lords Nelson, Drake and some tosser called Hoon
Ps we have large quantities of “battleship grey” paint, free issue.
Pps suggest several of smaller boats be tied together…...bit like pantomine horse