Joke

[graham]

A delightfull little girl about 10 with curly blonde hair and a pretty blue dress goes into a pet shop and asks the shopkeeper"Do you sell baby wabbits?"

he replies"Would you prefer one of these cute little fluffy white ones or a playfull little black rabbit?"

She replies"Do you think my python really gives a f*&£"

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[Gordonmc]

My missus is still banned from a pet shop in town after going in to buy goldfish. She specified small ones, because the Oscars couldn't swallow the big ones very well.

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[Evadne]

Reminds me of the story of an ex-services scoutmaster taking some lads on a survival weekend. After they failed to catch anything, he spots a farmhouse with "flop-eared rabbits for sale" on the gate, and they go in to choose some supper. I would love to have seen the look on the farmer's face as he gradually twigged why a burly scoutmaster and a half a dozen teenage lads wanted to buy a pair of bunnies at that time of a Saturday evening.

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