Joke - to cheer Haydn up!

SeaAce

New member
Joined
25 Jun 2001
Messages
40
Location
Garswood, Nr Wigan
Visit site
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest littlelisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks:"Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabbit over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says
in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfhon weally givths a thit."
 
Top