Jimi's definitive guide to catching crabs

[jimi]

Jimi\'s definitive guide to catching crabs

start rowing

 

[maxi]

Re: Jimi\'s definitive guide to catching crabs

And here I was thinking that your guide was related to the company you keep!!

 

[ChrisE]

Re: Jimi\'s definitive guide to catching crabs

Sorry, jim, I've registered the trademark "definitive".

I'll settle for £300k out of court.

 

[jhr]

Re: Jimi\'s definitive guide to catching crabs

(1) Proceed to The Flying Scotsman Public House in London's quaint King's Cross
(2) Drink several bottles of beer (<u>Don't</u> drink it from a glass)
(3) Feel the need to relieve yourself
(4) Drag yourself away from the in-house entertainment
(5) Use the toilets
(6) Feel the itch........

Apparently.