Jimi the Chip

[claymore]

Just returned to Claymore towers to restock and get back out there to the blisteringly hot sunkissed waters of Argyll.
Thought I'd just take a look and see if anything of note has been posted and am quite frankly disturbed by the tone of Jimi's ramblings - so negative.
The stuff about dropping his old sails onto his coachroof when a gent went by and got ranted at is just embarrasing really - does anyone remember his rantings a few years back about harridans on the windward rail? Seems if anyone comes within 5 cables of the wee beggar he starts rantin at them - nae wonder they morotboatietypies think we're an odd bunch.

 

[jimi]

OI you, GR is a yacht with hauf dacent sails no like yin o yon kettles .. aw steam and nae puff. And while we're oan ra subject see if ye can feeneesh whit ye stertid last year and lose Para afore he baits ma Mackeral coont!

 

[claymore]

Weel noo - ma pal Para is deeply offended in that ah've jist informed him that Dear Heart has a' ra meals planned an nain o' em are relyin oan his mackrel catchin abilities.
He's currently reciting 15 men on a dead mans chest tae ra fair Isla who is turnin radio 4 tae its loudest settin'
Bruwyant forecast as weel